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Farewell, Hackensplat Industries!

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 16:00:29 +0000

2009, I registered “hackensplat.com”. A friend of mine called me “Wilhelm von Hackensplat” as a joke after my rather loud sneezes. It was about this time I decided to start writing about software development and technology. I liked the idea of having an alter ego. I pictured him as an evil genius, Baron von Hackensplat, and so hackensplat.com was born, an evil genius writing about his evil technologies.

That was the idea, but it never really took off in my mind. I would have an idea to write about something but it wouldn’t really lend itself to the evil genius persona. As time passed I would got bored with the alter ego and gave up writing for the character, instead just writing as myself. I later changed the name of the website to “Hackensplat Industries”, mainly so I could keep the name.

The cult of 140

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 23:02:00 +0000

Apparently, women don’t understand the offside rule. At least that’s according to some TV sports pundit who lost his job recently.

I don’t really understand the offside rule either, so I wrote this on my facebook page in response to the news.

The key to understanding the offside rule is that it doesn’t really matter what the rule is.

Make up any old rubbish, like “Goal keepers must be pipe smokers” and call that the offside rule. It is just as meaningful.

reddit'd (Followup to 'Construct Something Else')

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:12:00 +0000

Fame at last! Fame at last! My last piece, “Construct something else!” got a bit of attention when someone posted it on reddit.That was unexpected. Remember the rule; If you publish something that’s a bad idea in hindsight, post a “clarification” article claiming you’ve been misunderstood and that you never thought it was a good idea in the first place. Then hide in the shower. You see, I think I’ve been misunderstood. I was reading stackoverflow and I found the question asking about c# constructors. There was the comment from Eric Lippert, talking about the possibility of implementing this feature, but they were lacking a good reason to undertake the effort. Then I remembered I had exactly what he was looking for, a real-world use case! So I wrote up my experiences in a blog post and left a comment on the stack overflow question. I thought I was rather clear that I was just providing Mr Lippert with a use case, rather than actually advocating it. Nonetheless, some people mistakenly took my post as advocacy and responded as such. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a shower.